Here is the recipe for the infamous disgusting cookies that look like cats shit (rolled in Grape-Nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.) There are two flavors-chocolate (dark brown), and gingerbread (light brown). The author seldom measured carefully, so the amounts may need adjustment, especially on flavoring. The cookies are dense and not very sweet, this is necesssary so that they will keep their shape during baking. If you use white flour or sugar, they may be tastier but they won't look like cat shit.
Chocolate Turd ingredients:
1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
Gingerbread Turd ingredients:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
Spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each) Grape-Nuts cereal
Coconut = tapeworms
Chocolate chips = chunks of shit!
Butterscotch chips = diarrhea!
Peanut butter chips = diarrhea!
Cooked spagetti or ramen noodles = roundworms
Corn = self explanatory!
Peanuts = chunks
Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute).
Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.
Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.
Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat turds.
Roll logs in Grape-Nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (about 20 minutes, but this varies so watch them.)
Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of Grape-Nuts, with a cat litter scoop. Since I didn't have a litter box handy to hold this mess I made one by cutting a plastic shopping bag open and taping it to the cardboard used to hold two 12-packs together to make a case. You get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. Last year I melted some peanut butter on the fake turds - nice effect! Also used plenty of coconut. Mixing brown sugar with the Grape-Nuts sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous.